WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETBING???? ARE SOULMATES ALWAYS BORN IN THE SAME GENERATION????? ?? WHAT IF UR SOULMATE DIED BUILDING THE GREAT PYRAMID???? OR WHAT IIF UR SOULMATE WAS A FUCKIN NEANDERTHAL WHAT IF CHARLEMAGNE WAS MY SOULMATE AND ILL NEVER KNOW FUCKKNG
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
stop this man
im calling the fucking cops
i have obama on the phone
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.
This is important.
Guys I finally watched frozen btw. It was good.